*I’m just going to have a personality drink…*

‘Slut dropping’ since 1989, fashion-ing since always. 

The Geordie born and bred fled to London with a canned g&t in hand, too many collars in the other to where the magic supposedly happens (LANDAN), to embark on a journo-ey of sorts, striving to strike the impossible balance between #journowoes and #journojoys.

Has recently qualified as a real life (NCTJ accredited) journalist and is available for all manner of contributions etc. Avert your eyes to a long list of published work links

Beer-soaked, bare bants warrant many a I fucking love London tweet.

Crack. On.

Read said tweets - @helenturnblad